The Hooker Line #4: “The Throwdown” an Interview with Kele Moon

» 13 March, 2016 » Kele Moon, The Hooker Line » 0 comments

The Hooker Line #4: “The Throwdown” an Interview with Kele Moon

Did you guys hear that? That’s the sound of an impeding cat fight between Lana from Dirty Girl Romance and Alex from Alleskelle Blogs but Mostly Reads. Why you say? Because we’re talking about Tino and Nova Moretti. And you know what that means… Okay. Not really but you know what I mean. On a more serious note though, we have the lovely Kele Moon joining us for our Hooker Talk this week, and it was the bomb. I mean, between Alex and Lana cat-fighting over Nova and Tino, we did manage to get Kele to talk about her upcoming book The Enfocer, among other things. She also shared some of her thoughts and feelings about these characters that we’ve come to know and love. And she’s also giving us an exclusive excerpt. So watch out for that at the end of our talk. So, shall we begin??   Lana: So let’s get right into it then? Like a gang bang. Alex: Oh we’re doing this now? *affixing knives, guns ready, claws unsheathed* Kele: LOL! Geri: Speaking of gangbang, we’re officially welcoming Kele to the Hooker lair! Lana: Fair warning, Kele, we’re probably going to be taking regular intermissions to bitch fight over Nova. So…. Kele: That’s fine. […]

The Hooker Line: Romance Pet Peeves

» 9 March, 2016 » The Hooker Line » 0 comments

The Hooker Line: Romance Pet Peeves

  The hookers are back again! And this time, we’re getting our rant on with our romance pet peeves discussion. WARNING: There will lots of cussing, and spoilers, and Lana’s dirty mouth running amok. Lana: So? Pet peeves? Ready Hookers? Alex: Yeah yeah, ready. Now or never. Geri: Yeah I’m ready Alex: I don’t have any pet peeves. I’m super easy. 😀 Geri: Hush Lana: HA! Alex: Eh, ’tis true. (I’ve just read an HR so bear with me. I have remnants of old English) Geri: You hang out with us so you definitely have pet peeves! I have so many pet peeves Alex: And here we go: Hookers on RANT, ACTION! Lana: Since we were on the subject earlier, I HATE covers that don’t match the book. Like the cover model is blonde, but the hero is a brunette Geri: Yes, I Hate that. It ruins the story Lana: Yes, I’m a picky bitch like that but dammit! Give me a nice visual! I demand satisfaction! Alex: I don’t like it either. I need coherence. Lana: It totally ruins the effect for me because I’ll have a mental image of the hideousness as I’m reading Geri: I’d rather not have a person there at all on the […]

The Hooker Line with Brooke Blaine

» 28 February, 2016 » Author Interview, The Hooker Line » 0 comments

The Hooker Line with Brooke Blaine

It’s that time of the month where Lana from Dirty Girl Romance, Alleskelle from Alleskelle Blogs But Mostly Reads and I get together to talk about our favorite books. This time around, Brooke Blaine, author of Licked joined us to talk about her hew new book Hooker. Get it? Hooker. The Hooker Line. So yeah. We knew then that we just have to have her on our Talk. And ladies and gents, she out-hookered us all.  We had fun chatting with her and guess what? She also bought along a few gifts with her including an exclusive excerpt she’s sharing with us. So after you read the transcript of our talk, don’t forget to enter our Rafflecopter giveaway for a chance to win a Paperback or an ARC from Brooke Blaine. So without further fuss, let’s welcome Brooke Blaine!!! Lana: Hey hookers! Brooke: I’m prepared. Lube, check. Condoms, check. Whipped cream, check. Alleskelle: Hey Hookers! Good, Brooke, we only practice safe sex here. Though you might need some other kind of toys to please Lana… (The hardcore stuff) Geri: Yay! I’m ready when you are guys. Hi Brooke! We haven’t been properly introduced but I’m Geri and I’m the innocent one in the group. Shut it, Lana and […]

The Hooker Line:Mystery Valentines Surprise!

» 12 February, 2016 » The Hooker Line » 0 comments

The Hooker Line:Mystery Valentines Surprise!

It’s February. The one month of the year where chocolates, roses and sappy romantic gestures abound. Well, I and my fellow hookers celebrate Valentines quite differently. Throughout the week, we’ve been teasing you guys about our mystery Valentines surprise. And if you are followers of our respective Facebook pages, you might have seen these images floating around. Cheeky, aren’t they? But we’re not here just to give you pictures for Valentines Day. Of course not. That would be truly lame. Nope. We actually have a surprise for you guys. Just follow the Rafflecopter Giveaway link and you just might get the chance to win our mystery gift. After you’re done, you can go and visit my fellow hookers, Alleskelle Blogs But Mostly Reads & Dirty Girl Romance for more chances of winning! A Rafflecopter Giveaway

The (Book) Hooker Line:Anticipated Releases and Blogging Goals

» 23 January, 2016 » The Hooker Line » 0 comments

The (Book) Hooker Line:Anticipated Releases and Blogging Goals

Whoop, here it is! The Hooker Line is on. What exactly is the Hooker Line? Basically, you have me, Geri along with Lana from Dirty Girl Romance and Alex from Alleskelle Blogs But Mostly Reads talking about books and other book related stuff. This is us daily except that we’re giving you an inside look into our conversations. Our talk gets a little raunchy sometimes especially when you have Lana, things are bound to get a little…ahem…naughty. And cursing. There will be cursing. Oh, you’ll know what I mean. But it’s all in good fun! So sit back, relax, have some (more) wine and hang on to your britches, bitches, because the hookers are in house! So first topic on the Hooker Line: Most Anticipated Books for 2016 and New Blogging Goals. And here we go…   Geri : … Let’s ease them into it. Lana: I concur about easing. People will get the wrong idea…or right idea. Geri : Like virgins don’t do anal on the first date. Sorry but it’s true. Alex: Oooh so what you say is we need to use a smaller butt plug? Geri : Yes. Easing. (Seems quite sure of herself) Smaller butt pugs first. Alex: Then we need to start on […]